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"The one and only substitute for experiences we have not yet had is art and literature."
~Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Writing Prompt for Today
Write a story from the teacher's perspective. Proofread before you publish! :)
All right class take your seats. Today we are going to be reading about the little boy that called wolf. I read and you follow along with your finger. One day a little boy was playing around and scaring everybody by screaming WOLF! After a while everybody caught on and found out that he was kidding. But one day there actually was a wolf the little boy cried WOLF! but nobody believed him and the little boy was killed. Sara Mcline why are you yawning and Jessica why are you sleeping. Mrs.lainey was getting mad. "Can I have my snack now said jack" "Hush jack your Already 400 pounds" Bing Bing Bing Bye Class See you tommorow
Good morning class.Today we will be learning how to multiply. but first let me call role.Alright every come to the magic carpet. After the lesson. all the kids went to lunch and when they came back they had a party. it was 1:00 already. they all went outside to have recess. there was another party they had a water balloon fight races and tug of war. it was the best day ever for these kids. there was one week left of school and they parties every day . it was finally the last day of school. all the kids were sad but happy. every single kid moved on to 3rd grade.
Hello class and welcome to middle school. Today we will be learning about figurative language. Here is an example: 'break a leg' they don't want you to go out there and break your leg. Next is 'I'm on a roll'. Your not really standing on a roll your just saying your having good luck that day. Bob stop talking to John. One more is 'Saved by the bell' a bell isn't actually saving you from something. John stop talking to Bob. If I catch you talking to him one more time while i'm speaking you are both getting assigned seats. Ok back to figurative language. Figurative language is just a form of speech, think of something like 'Take a seat' they don't want you to actually take their seat and run off with it. John and Bob I told you to stop talking, now both of you go to the opposite side of the room than each other. RING! RING! RING! Class you are dismissed.
"Class," said Mrs. Lauren, "you need to settle down!" They continued to talk. "Who is talking?" she called on the most trusted student in the class. "Anna, who was talking?" Anna hesitated. "Josh, Cameron, Isabella, Caroline, Ashton, and Rachel." Anna said. Mrs. Lauren thought about this. "Why were yall talking after I said not to? Yall are in 6th grade now! You need to start acting like a 6th grader not a kindergartener!" Mrs. Lauren stood up. "Anna, because you were the only one not talking, you get a pack of Skittles." Anna was delighted. She was the only one in the class working! Now SHE gets the one and only pack of Skittles!!!
Ok kids lets settle down! By the time I get to five you better be quiet 1...2...3...4...5! THAT IS IT I AM GIVING YOU ALL SILENT LUNCH! Suddenly every one was quiet but the BIG,FAT,GRUMMPY,AND NOT NICE BULLIE! Every one was scared of him even the teacher and the principle! one day he was the nicest person ever and he liked being the nicest person. so he went to a person to help him and then went to school the next day every one was so happy that they every one became his friend and he brought me cookie cake! I was so happy I got cookie cake I did not share it but only with the best my kids in the class room! Oh yeah yall still have silent lunch! Then every one started to laugh as hard as they could !
One afternoon Mr. Edwards was sitting down to grade some papers, when he noticed half the kids in his class were getting bored. He put on his glasses and noticed that all the kids who were bored became red. Mr. Edwards was no ordinary teacher, he was the best one around. " Peter, Janice, and Olivia please meet me in the hall." " Oh no what are we going to do. I really don't want to be punished again." " My mom says you are a bad influence. If this is your fault I'm telling," complained Olivia. As the students headed outside, all the other kids talked about what would happen to Peter, Olivia, and Janice.
" I see you are not very interested in your work. Is there any way I can make it more interesting?," he asked. " Well I've always wanted 15 minutes to talk before class starts instead of reading," piped up Janice. She didn't have the heart to talk much. " Ok I know just what to do, " and Mr. Edwards walked into the room towards a small closet and he stepped inside. He decided to be the funniest teacher at Pinewoods Elementary. Everyone burst in laughter as he came back in the room wearing a clown outfit, that you could tell wasn't fit for his size. " Hello class today we are going on a field trip to ....," everyone cut him off in laughter. " What's the matter?" " You have a hole in your pants," yelled Janice and everyone laughed and laughed until the day was over, even Mr. Edwards.
"hello class, come in and sit down." the teacher gets totally ignored and everyone starts running around screaming random stuff like toilets! and singing random songs like the Dora theme song. "CLASS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN!" they already started the day off wrong. "Now class I will call roll and then begin the lesson." after roll call they started to begin the lesson. in the middle of the lesson she saw a note getting passed to a girl. she didn't call them out but if it continued she decide she would, later on in the lesson a kid screamed, "MY BUTT HURTS SO MUCH IN THIS SEAT!!!" he went to the principals office. every period was like this and when the teacher got home she immediately fell asleep.
Hi I`m Mrs. Wales and today is the last day of school. Since its the last day we got to go see the 7th grade classrooms and meet all the teachers. My daughter Avril was playing in the 8th grade band. So, all of my students got to hear the band students play songs like Best Song Ever, The Star Spangled Banner, and other songs similar to that. Around 12:30 we went to lunch. The choices were pizza and fries or chicken finger and mashed potatoes. Then, around 1 o`clock I put in a movie for about 2 hours. Finally, it was time for school to be out for the summer.
once there was a teacher that was really mean. she always gave kids bad grades and mad fun of kids when they got it wrong.one day when she was going to work she saw a boy on the side of the road. she realized that it was one of her students she asked him what had happened and he said his mom died in a car wreck.so she took him to school and got him some thing to eat. She wonder how could that happen she asked him and he said he did not remember.So after school she took him to the hospital for him to get checked luckily he was ok. But his mom not so much she did not make it. So the boy wondered why was the teacher nice. Every since the then she was known as a nicest teacher in the school
"Good morning class" said Mr.Fredrickson. "Good morning" the students replied. "Are we ready to get started" asked Mr. Frederickson? A few people said yes. Joebob said he was tired. "You just got here" said Mr. Frederickson. "Well I didn't sleep well" he replied." Well I don't no what to tell you Mr. Fredrickson said back. "Lets get started shall we."
Alright class take your seats, class is about to begin. I have some exciting news! Today we will have a guest speaker who will be taking us on a field trip to the aquarium. He's going to teach us all about the different types of sea life there is. "Mrs. fitspatrick are we going to see the sharks and sting rays?" "Yes." "He promised that." As they were walking out to the bus the Mrs. fitspatrick screamed in shock as she noticed that the bus was was ty-die and that the bus driver was a clown! when the students got on the bus there were robot waiters that served every kid ice cream sundays. All the kids laughed, screamed, and clapped as they road to the aquarium. When they got there they were surprised to see that the aquarium was under water, so all the kids got to go home!
It was the fist day of school . I had only taught older kids but this was different this was 6th grade . I had a heart attack the night before about what if I had to wipe there noses hold there hands or even worse here them cry and cry. I was a hot mess but then it was time to leave the house I get in the car holding back worry tears. Then just like that I was at the school I slowly walked to the class holding my breath walked in to children as silent and as scared as I was. So I lightend up and even told them how scared I was and used a bit of my humor to clean it up the bell rang and I was finally calm
In the story 'Boar Out There' a little girl had always heard the stories that there was a wild boar in the woods. One day she went out in the woods and saw the boar. When she saw it she thought it would kill her. Then they heard a bird whistle ,and the boar ran past her. The whole town was living in fear of something that was scared of a little girl and birds.
"Sit down right now!" the teacher yelled. It had been a long day for her because none of the kids would listen to her. She was mad and if anyone talked to her, she would bite there head off (not literally!)! During 6th period a little boy gave her a vase of flowers. "Why, thank you!" she exclaimed. That made her feel so much better for the rest of the day. She gave out stickers and candy and everybody felt better. That was a day through a teacher`s eyes.
As I walked in the entire class was sneezing their heads off. All of them had red eyes and red noses. My ENTIRE class was sick. They all looked at me with droopy eyes, I guess one student got the cold and passed it to the other students. I can not stand being sick or around sick kids. I had to send all of them to the nurse , but before I had to tell her so she would not think they were lying. As they walked to the nurse 1 threw up and another fainted. All of the students got to go home, and sleep , but it turns out the cold is more contagious than I thought.
It was the first day of school and I was running late. I woke up 15 minutes later than usual. It's probably because last night I was freaking out about today. It is also my first day as a teacher. On the way to school I stopped and got some breakfast from McDonalds. I ordered a sausage biscuit and orange juice. When I got to the school I decided to eat my breakfast in the teacher's lounge. When I took it out it was the complete opposite of what I ordered. I sighed and went to my classroom. Right when I got there the bell rang and everyone started piling into the classroom. I introduced myself and started the lesson. When class was over I realized that it actually wasn't that bad.
"Today class we will be leaning about-" I said before I got cut off by one of my students. "Oh, I already know about that stuff. It was so lame when our teacher, Mr. Basen, taught it to us" Trent said. He thought h knew everything about science. He was so a know I all. " I haven't even old you about what we are learning about today. What are we learning about Trent, since you think you know everything?" I said. I bet he didn't even know that we were learning about cells. "We are learning about... uh...um...I guess the Scientific Method," he said looking stupid because he really didn't know. "We are actually learning about cells. Now since you know everything you can copy out of your textbook while everyone else will be doing partner work," I told him as I a textbook out. He looked like he was about to cry but he would get over this. When the rest of the class got into partner work I called Tent to my desk. "Why are you being this disobedient in this class? I know you can do better than this but you are not showing that you are a responsible young man," I said in my best teacher voice. Even though I am 24 I can still teach like a 52 yea old. "I do not want to be the bad guy but you are going to have to grow up. I do not like the way you have been acting and I will not tolerate this in my classroom. I do not want to be the bad guy but you are going to have to show some respect," I continue while looking at his bored but sad face. "Ms. Reynolds, I just don't want to be the class dork anymore. Kids have been teasing me for 2 years and I wanted everything to changed but I did not want things to go this far." Trent told me and he hung his head down. "I know what it is like to be bullied, but you are going to have to tell me or an adult about it when it happens. I just got out of college and I was the star cheerleader. But some of my friends were bullies, and you know what I did? I told them to quit because they were hurting people that did not deserve to be hurt. With words and physical also." I said. He did not deserve to bully people or get bullied. When he returned to his seat he was not picked on but people ask if he was okay. That little liar. He did it in just like he wanted to.
One day Mrs. Smith was going to school. Mrs. Smith is a 6th grade math teacher. She got to school at 6:48 Am. She went to her room to get everything set up for the day. Wen she got done with that the bell rang and all the students came rushing in. Mrs. smith started talking about decimals and everybody started to fall asleep except for the smart girl. She was wide awake. She asked Mrs. Smith, "why is everybody asleep". Mrs. Smith was silent. The bell rang and 2nd period started rushing in. They did the exact same thing, SLEEP! Every body slept in her class all the way through 6th period. Mrs. Smith was so excited 7th period was her favorite because the kids didn't sleep and it meant it was almost time to go home. This class was the best all day they loved to learn about decimals and all of math. When the day was over she went home and went to bed. The next morning she did it over again
I walked in the class, set my stuff down at my desk. Looked over the plans for today, and began Reading emails. Before I knew it, the bell rang. Kids came flooding into the hallways out of no where. I was ready for the day to end already and the day had not even started yet. When the tardy bell rang only two students where in my class. " Where are all of the others?" I asked them. They had no idea. I started teaching for about thirty minutes. Then the missing students decided to show up. For being super late I gave all twenty of them detention. The two that where here on time got no homework for the next two weeks. By third period I went home because I had migraine. I just got a sub.to fill in for me. That is how my day went.
I was a new teacher at the school, so I had no idea what was going to happen. I loved teaching kids though, with their smiles and everything. I knew that I was going to do fine, it's just the fact that I was worried that I would get lost. So on that first day, I was a mess. I drove to the school, I didn't get lost, luckily enough. I went in to the school, I was in the classroom. Guess what I saw, a room full of smiling faces. That's why I love teaching.
" Alright class quiet down and join me on the carpet,"." I am sick and not feeling well," mumbled Mrs. Gilchrist. No one in the class could hear her because of all the noise. " Today we are going to watch a video about idioms. " Do we have to?" questioned the class. " Yes it is a good video and I know you guys will like it," proudly said Mrs. Gilchrist. As the class "watched" the video Mrs. Gilchrist got everything she was supposed to do done. Before she knew it the 20min. video was over. She looked over at her class and saw that 2 of them were asleep, 3 of the were drawing on there arms, and the rest were just dozing off. " Class focus, now I need for someone to tell me what an idiom is?" asked Mrs. Gilchrist hoping that would get her classes attention. " Sam, why don't you tell me what an idiom is," questioned Mrs. Gilchrist looking at Sam. Sam was one of the two who were asleep. No one was still paying attention to Mrs. Gilchrist, and she became sad. " Please class I do not feel good and no body is doing what I ask them to," sadly said Mrs. Gilchrist. " I am sorry Mrs. Gilchrist I will watch the video again and this time listen," mentioned Sam." Thank you that is very nice now will you guys watch the video know instead of playing around and sleeping?" mumbled the teacher. " Yes we promise," nicely said her class. Mrs. Gilchrist's class ended up loving the video and they lived happily ever after.
Once there was a teacher named Tina Rosetta she was a math teacher and she is a really good one. Well on the weekends there are huskie game and she is the biggest huskie fan she yells and screams and her daughters Hailey and Hannah. They are always like stop screaming mom your embarrassing me and Mrs. Tina said shhh! Well that when the bad luck started the huskies lost and the huskies never lose. Well on the next Friday Mrs. Tina was so upset she didn't scream or yell for the huskie team and Hailey and Hannah said what wrong mom why arent you embarrassing me. She said what the point nobody else is rooting for them either and Hailey and Hannah said MOM! You have always taught me to never give up and that's what you are doing right now giving up well I'm not going to let you give up said Hailey and Hannah .Mrs. Tina said your right even though they lost the last game doesn't mean I shouldn't stop cheering for them. She said to Hailey and Hannah thank you for not letting me give up.
It was the first day of school and I was really nervous because this was my first time teaching 6TH grade and I have always taught older kids in high school. I was running late already and I hadn't even left my house! So I just decided not to eat breakfast so I wouldn't be even later. When I got there no one was there yet, so I knew the first bell hadn't rang yet. I was relieved for a while until the bell finally rang. When the bell rang my stomach turned and I was so nervous, and then the kids came in. I thought they would be so crazy, but they weren't. After the second bell rang I thought back and said to myself "wow that wasn't that bad".
I am Mrs.Alrisen and I am a teacher. I am going to tell you about my first day of school EVER. It was the middle of the school year at Blake's Town Middle School and I was taking over classroom 182 on the sixth grade hall. I had all of my reading things ready to go. I thought I was going to do great as an official teacher. I was very confident in myself. When I walked into the room, I saw my name written on the board in a purple maker that was almost dry. The kids wooden desks were carved into and were covered in gum. My desk was a faded peach color. I felt bad that the kids had to learn in these conditions. I had just finished setting up when the first bell rang. It sounded more like nails on a chalkboard that a bell. As soon as it rang the boys came shoving through the door. The girls walked into the classroom with shorts that were way to short. the kids sat in their assigned desks. As the girls chatted about gossip and the boys talked of tryouts, I started writing the lessons name up on the board. That's when I realized that I didn't know what he lesson was. I told the kids to get quiet. I asked a girl named Cassidy what we were studying. She wiped out her IPhone and adjusted her spaghetti straps. "We were trying to learn how to get id of school." she said to me. As you can probably guess, the rest of the day was jus as progressive. The boys threw paper airplanes and spit spit-wads at each other. The girls texted and chewed their gum. I was hopelessly trying to teach an unteachable class. When I got home I thought of all 7 horrible classes. Then I thought of their leaning atmosphere. I thought of what a trash the room was. I then got an idea. Over the next couple of weeks, I made the room good as new. I got new desks and other supplies. The children started behaving beer and I kept teaching. This is why I am now the best teacher at Blake's Town Middle School.
There was once a teacher, his name was Mr.Finklebee. Mr. Finklebee was a tall man and he loved cheese. Mr.Finklebee not only taught high school he also worked for Enderman Moving Company. Every morning Mr. Finklebee woke up walked downstairs made toast and coffee. Then Mr. Finklebee changed got in his car and ate cheese on the way. Mr. Finklebee always brought a Briefcase full of Italian Cheese To school. When Mr. Finklebee got to class all his students sank in there chairs because everyone was afraid of Mr. Finklebee, even the Principal. Mr. Finklebee sat down in his chair and stared at each and every one of them. If he saw one Cell phone flash or heard one chirp every one would go to the principals office. But lucky for them the principal knows how mean Mr. Finklebee is so he just lets them talk and text. At the end of the day Principal Thorn lets them go to there lockers and leave on the bus. The only people those students see everyday are Mr. Finklbee and Principal Thorn. So that was the story of Mr. Finklebee, the very strict cheese lover.
Today is the first day of school and I am very nervous. My name is Mr. Kenneth Ward. Its 4:00 in the morning. I am a 6th grade teacher. I go to sleep and see if that will calm my nerves. It did a little bit. I woke up brush my teeth And slipped on my clothes. I go to chickfil-a and get two burritos and a coffee and eat it in the car. I am nervous about If I will have good kids or bad kids. So I pull up in my car and go inside the middle school. I go in the class and there all sitting down in there seats. There all well dressed and quiet. It turns out that I wont have a bad school year this year.
Good morning class. Today in class we will be learning how to divide decimals. Alright does anyone have an idea on how to divide decimals. You KJ says Mrs. Andrews well KJ says I think you would take the NUMERATOR and divide it by the DENOMENATOR and get your final answer well Mrs. Andrews says you are actually correct and she says every one give KJ a hand for getting the answer right. The class went great job KJ. KJ went yes I knew could get it. So for the rest of the class period they did worksheets on how to divide decimals and they had a homework sheet on how to divide decimals.
"Hi I am Mrs. Flannery, your substitute teacher for today." "My real name is Mrs. Flannery, but a lot of kids call me Mrs. Snap because I always say the words "Oh snap!" "So if you want to call me Mrs. Snap I would be okay with that." "Nice" said some kid from the back of the room. "Oh snap", did you just blurt out, well not today son I have been teaching for sixteen years so don't try to pull that kind of stuff on me." "Yes mam" answered the kid very embarrassed. "So today we are going to go outside and run for our lives because there is a HUGE dinosaur coming after us!" The whole school sprinted out of the building but it ended up that the dinosaur crushed everyone except for Mrs. Snap's class because she was very sneaky and dodged it with everybody in her arms. So if you are ever thinking that a teacher would not risk there life to save you, then think again.
Hi! My name is Mr. Alex and I'm about to tell you about the time a student named Eric caused so much trouble we put him in the circus to be a clown for the summer... and he liked it!?! I came I into class one day with my morning coffee from Starbucks. Little did I know that there was a bucket of green slime above the door waiting for me to walk through and get Slimed! I walked on through just a-sipping at my coffee and guess what happened? Yep you got it, I got slimed. The next morning it happened again... and the next! You would think that by the third time of getting completely drenched in gooey green gunk that I would think it might happen again. So, I suspected it that morning! After I carefully checked the door I walked in slowly careful not to trip on a string, cord, rope, or any other trap Eric would have laid down for me. I sat down at my desk and " YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE O0OOOUUUUCCCHHH OOOUUUCCHH!" I screamed "Pins and needles" literally, ERIC HAD POKED NEEDLES INTO MY CHAIR FOR ME TO SIT ON! "Nice one Eric. You showed him!" Chase said. " I'll show you two right into the principals office!" I said after I got over the needles..." "HA ha ha ha ha" Eric laughed as he tugged on Chase's shirt. But what Eric didn't know was that I had a trick up my own sleeve just for him... I was going to put him in the circus! :)
Hi, I am Mrs. Jenkins and I teach the 8th grade. I remember my first day of school. I was so nervous and I almost didn't want to go. What if the kids didn't like me? What if I was the teacher everybody hoped they didn't get? What if the other teachers thought I was to young and I knew nothing? I pulled up in the school's parking lot and got out of my car. I walked inside and talked to the office ladies and they were very nice to me. They showed me to my room and it looked wonderful. Suddenly all the nervousness I had in me went away. I put up a little more decorations while I was waiting on the kids to arrive. Finally, they came in and I started my lesson. All of my classes were very respectful and I had a great time. When the last bell rang I decided to introduce myself to the other teachers. I found out one of my friends from high school was teaching there. All of the teachers were very friendly and I had a great time. Also, it turned out I was the teacher everybody wanted! That's what my first day as a teacher was like!
I am a k5 teacher. I teach at Odenville it is a school in the middle of nowhere. My name is Carla Roberson. This is my 5th year to teach at Odenville. I taught at Chalkville for 11 years. I took off 7 years for my beautiful family. Michael is my husband and I have 2 kids Matthew and Mollie. this is my story and welcome to it. Good morning class! Another day with all my precious babies. I suddenly hear an alarm. LOCKDOWN! All the kids know what to do. Then Cayla and Meg run in there. There kids join mine "We were walking back from lunch" they explained then BANG a gun sound. I had just called 911 the police shoot someone. Then Christa came on the intercom and sad "All clear" code word for Gunpoint a gun was up to her head. that gun sound wasn't the police it was the intruder. I counted all my students so did meg and Cayla everyone was there 19, 20 all mine. then my dream became a nightmare! I acted quickly and hid all my kids in the closet meg Cayla and I stood in front of the kids then I quickly put a sign on my door gone to PE hopefully to trick the killer. the whole school was silent I got a text from my boss he is gone here's his picture on of your students dad. I replied what's the code word a quick respond somebody call 911 intruder on the property oh no tune to somebody call 911 same thing to Meg and Cayla. Then I woke u from that horrid dream.
One bright Monday morning a lady named Mrs. Smith woke up and got read for her first year of teaching kindergarten. She got up and slipped on her pink, furry, slippers, and ran downstairs to get some coffee. As she drank her coffee she put on clean cloths and washed her hair and her face. Once she was done doing this, she gabbed her teaching supplies and headed out the door. She drove all the way to the school witch was only 2 blocks away. When she arrived, she saw that the halls were empty, and there was no sound. She went to her classroom (128) and she set up the lesson for class. Once the bell rang recuse started to fill the halls. With 1,000 kids bustling about it was pretty loud. But then finally one little boy appeared through the doorway, along with others that piled into the classroom like loud bulls! After everyone was calm and seated Mrs. Smith introduced herself and the lesson that they would be learning that day, it was the alphabet. So, Mrs. Smith made a activity were the children would sing the alphabet backwards, so it could challenge the young, children's minds. Final after the lesson was over, she walked the kids to lunch. and all that day Mrs. smith had a great first time of teaching, and so did the children at learning!
"Good morning class!" Mrs.Ryan said. "Today we will be learning about-" the student were yelling across the room to each other while Mrs.Ryan was talking. "Class listen up, we will be talking about a very famous inventor!" none of the students paid any attention to Mrs.Ryan ever, she never gave them discipline and she let them do whatever they wanted. Not today though, Mr.Lumpski had warned Mrs.Ryan that if she didn't get her class under control then she would lose her job. That is why November 28, 2013 Mrs.Ryan became one of the meanest teachers at Lake View Middle School.
"CLASS LISTEN UP!!!" Mrs.Ryan yelled. All of the students turned their attention to Mrs.Ryan as quick as an eagle. "Now that I have your attention I want you to know that there will be some changes here today" "I will no longer be your nice favorite teacher anymore, I will now be that teacher you will not want to mess with so you better listen up and listen up good." said Mrs.Ryan. From that day forward Mrs.Ryan never had a class that wasn't disciplined right.
One day there was a teacher who had the most crazy class in the whole school. She was a great teacher she just had the worst class and every day she woke up she would not want to go to school. The kids in her class would go to sleep during class, make paper airplanes and through them across the room, and talk during class. The only reason she gave them all A's was because she didn't want them in her class again. So every day when she went to her class she just sat down at her desk and let them have a free period because she did not even bother to teach them anymore.
Today she was determined to just take them on a field trip to the principles office and watch them get in trouble. She was laughing so hard that she started to tear up. So all the kids in her class had in school detention for the rest of the year. When the teacher got home she emailed all their parents and told them what had happened. When her husband came home he said," Well you sure do seem like you are in a good mood." She told him what had made her so happy and they all lived happily ever after.
''Hi class I'm am you 3rd period teacher Mrs.lovely I will be teaching you science today.I have been teaching her for 23 years I strongly believe a good science education influence 7th grade year ,and 8th, 9th and maybe your job your life guys this is an important subject'', Mrs.lovey went on and on and on till she ran out of breath. Pull out you comp books to page 32 and look at laditude and longitude.
that year was the year that all of them got A-B honor roll and made the national honor society.
It was the first day of school and I was running late. I woke up 30 minutes later than usual. It's probably because last night I was freaking out about today. It is also my first day as a teacher. On the way to school I stopped and got some breakfast from hardies. I ordered a biscuit and Apple juice. When I got to the school I decided to eat my breakfast in the teacher's lounge. When I took it out it was the complete opposite of what I ordered. I sighed and went to my classroom. Right when I got there the bell rang and everyone started piling into the classroom. I introduced myself and started the lesson. When class was over I realized that it actually wasn't that bad. I love teaching and I love my students and I had an ok day. ........
Hi, I am Mrs. Lauren Olivia Villari and I teach the 8th grade. I remember my first day of school. I was so nervous and I almost didn't want to go. What if the kids didn't like me? What if I was the teacher everybody hoped they didn't get? What if the other teachers thought I was to young and I knew nothing? I pulled up in the school's parking lot and got out of my car. I walked inside and talked to the office ladies and they were very nice to me. They showed me to my room and it looked wonderful. Suddenly all the nervousness I had in me went away......
Hi! I am a substitute teacher named Mrs.Clarence. I am starting my first year at Hewitt Trussville Middle School. I walk into Mrs.Applebloom's room, only to dodge a shoe flying through the air. "HEY!" I yell. The culprit jumps back into their desk. The girl next to him is eating a pack of M&Ms. "I don't think you are supposed to eat those missy." I say sternly. "But Mrs.Applebloom always lets us bring a pack of candy to class every day we want to!" she says. "Right everyone?" "Yeah!" They say. In a spilt second everyone pulls out a pack of candy out of their desks. I go to sit down behind Mrs.Applebloom's desk. There is a note saying- Please remind the students that they are not allowed to eat in class. "This is going to be a long day....."
Ms. Adaline Bellbott gave out the tests to her 9th grade class. Amery raised her petite hand politely. "Ms. Bellbott, you gave me mine last week. I mean, our old teacher, Mrs. Hendersworth, gave me the test." she chirped. "Well, you are going to do it again, Ms. Sanders. I'm sure you can get the answers right. Again." Ms. Bellbott straightened. Adaline Bellbott, also known as Ada Bellbott, was a tall, young, energetic woman in her twenties with curly blonde hair and bright blue eyes as clear as the sea. Her hair was in a bun, and a string of hair fell down. She had on a long-sleeved collared pink shirt and a blue cotton skirt that went down to her knees and she had cream colored flats on. Anyways, she gave the tests out and walked around the room, looking at what her students were doing. Ben was doodling Amery, and his answers said when they went down, "A-M-E-R-Y-I-LOVE-YOU." Ada Bellbott snatched it up. "'Amery I love you.' Automatic zero." she scowled, and Ben went into the Corner of Shame. Amery turned hers in and she got a D-. Everyone got a zero except for one. Holly Anders, a small girl with brown hair, shining green eyes and freckles caught Ada Bellbott's attention. She turned her test in. "Congratulations, Holly. You got a 100." Ms. Bellbott said. "Oh, Ms. B, it was SUPER easy!" she replied. "It was only addition!"
"Good morning class today we will begin algebra 7." Said Mrs. Collin. Mrs. Collin was staring at 2 students who started a big conversation and this is the teachers point of view about it. Two students named Eric and Jamie were talking when they first got there. The rest of the class was starting to come in one by one. Seeing that Jack and Jamie was talking, they decided to talk too. "Quiet down children." but no body stopped talking.
Finally Mrs. Collins shouted at the top of her lungs that all the students stopped all at once. "Thank you all for cooperating." she said softly like someone made her day.
Because of what I do you probably won't guess who I am. I will give you my name, Kendall, and my last name well we will get to that later. Do you want to know who I am, well here are some hints I go to Jayden Middle School every morning and I get up super early I have red hair and green eyes. I know a lot of 6th graders Have you guessed yet? No, Well I will tell you. I am Kendall Hornsbee, Mrs. Kendall Hornsbee. I am a guidance counselor and I help 6th graders with their problems, physical and mental. I said earlier that you might not know my name because teachers don't normally have diaries, well journals. It's a thing us teachers decided to do and this is my first of many entries. I met a lot of 6th graders today and it was crazy. I walked around the school and I was shocked. These classes were terrible. Totally not an environment for learning. I kept walking to other classes and by the time I got to the next class I had already been shocked about all of the classes I had been to that day. I opened the door and prepared for the worst, what I saw was shocking. This class was perfect, I was so shocked, I had to adjust my glasses. I just smiled and commented to the teacher about how wonderful her class is. When I left the room I was feeling less nervous about this school year and more confident that I could help these children with their problems.
"Alright class take your seats!" I said as the bell had rung. "We've got a lot of ground to cover today! It's been four days since I gave you that study guide; I expect you're ready for our test on the French Revolution." "Wait. That test is today?" One of my kids Matthew said. "Yes of course Matthew." I stated. "Did you just hear me say it?" Some of the kids giggled. "I am not trying to be funny, kids. As you can see, I am in a very bad mood today and I will not be tolerating any of this nonsense." I demanded. Matthew replied, "But Mr. Sanders. You see, I didn't have time to study and like I was off at my brothers basketball game so I was wondering if I could-" "No buts. I gave you four days to study. You should know everything about the French Revolution by now."
After the test ended, the class started working on there projects. I could tell who studied and who didn't. All the girls and some of the guys got at least a 95. One girls, Becky, got a 102. Matthew and all of his friends got below an 80. John got a 64. A few minutes later, the bell rung, and class was dismissed.
Another day of school, she thought. I really don't wan to get up. But I have to. She went down to eat breakfast then went up to get ready. When she got to school the classroom was nice and quiet, but not for long. She did a little more grading but that didn't last for long. She decided to do the rest that night. she started doing other things like playing on the computer and drawing random things. Then the bell rang. Oh no she thought another day with her students. 1st period went by quickly. Thank you she thought, 1st period did well. Sometimes they could be a bad class. The rest of the day went by smoothly until 7th period. They where always her worst class. She was trying to teach them about idioms but they would not pay attention. They kept talking and talking until she had it. Class you are going in assigned seats and silent lunch for the rest of the week, and at that the students hushed. They all stared wide eyed at there teacher as if they thought she was crazy. But she was not. She moved all of them into assigned seats and they listened intently or h rest of the period. When she go home it felt like se accomplished nothing. Maybe, maybe tomorrow would be a better day.
"Hello class, My name is Mrs. Jersen and I am your sub. today." "Pull out your IDR books and start reading." The day started out great but little did I know it was going to be the worst day of my life. At 10:19 on that cold Monday morning I had to teach the class cursive and Little Timmy did not like cursive at all. He had a fit, he threw his book across the room and hit the person next to him. And that wasn't the end of it. At lunch I stepped on a banana peel and split my pants! I had 6 kids glue their hands together and 2 computers were broken. After all that mess happened it was time for recess. And just my luck all the kids ate ice cream at lunch and puked all over the playground. That is why I will never ever teach 8th grade again.
I am Mrs. Fartyparty and I teach these wild pigs. It was the last day of school and the kids have been driving me crazy the whole school year. The kids where being so bad so I decided to be the bad one and tell the principle on all the bad kids the principle spanked all of them!!!!!! Then the kids started to act better the school day was finally over the kids went home and told there parents. The parents got mad, and went to the school too complain. The parents didn't want the teachers having all the fun spanking their kids. So all the parents, and teaches went to the school to spank their kids and after the day was done the kids had red hinnies. The kids were so mad at there parents they ran away in to the woods. In the woods they killed 3 wild pigs, 4 chickens, one deer, and snared one coyote. They couldn't snare or kill anything for one week, and became starving. Then they turned in to zombies by getting bite by millions of fire ants, and raided the town. Everyone got out shotguns and started shooting them but they were invincible. then a zombie apocalypse came. So don't spank your kids at school!!!! THEN END !!!!!!!!!
I walked into the room and said "Good morning class I am your sixth grade teacher Miss Ginglblobber" then I heard a crowd of giggles the next thing those kids heard was a ruler slamming on the desk. Then a kid said " I wonder if she could give us a blob of gingle what ever that is" All the kids laughed even louder. I stood behind the disrespectful child and said " What is your name?" He turned around with a small smile on his face " Dustin Litt " he replied I said "I will not tolerate this kind of behavior and I hope that you have read the three summer reading books Lincolns Killers, Among the Hidden, and Where the Red Fern Grows. We will have a test in 2 weeks." The kids gave me an astonished face. And it turns out that none of them had read them. Then Dustin raised his hand and said " I read the books for fun" I found out that day that Dustin Pitt wasn't such a bad kid in my class in fact he was one of the most enjoyable.
Mr. Parker was on his way to work in his 1887 Ford Explorer. When a dumb person wrecked into Mr. Parker's beautiful Ford. Mr. Parker started to spaz out and curse to the other car driver cause he spilt his coffee on his lap. He fast walked to the other side and started slapping him in the face with his leather gloves. the other man kicked Mr. parker down a hill and then also kicked his car. when Mr. Parker got up it had looked like he had been mauled by a black bear. Mr. Parker was furious so furious that e threw a rock at a woman . It hit her in her face, she was bleeding. When Mr. Parker looked up again he saw the woman's macho police cop ,WWE wrestler , Army Ranger husband come right at him. After that Mr. Parker had a bloody nose, black eye, and cut off tongue, oh yeah and he woke up in a tree. So he cut him self down and went into McDonalds to get a chicken biscuit but his tongue was cut off so they kicked him out without even assisting him. He was ticked off and ran home and you wouldn't of believed what he ran into... a rabid chipmunk with antlers. He sprinted right past it ,it started chasing him and he out ran it. Finally Mr. Parker got to his house, it was a disaster everything was gone. I'm talking bout everything , he was devastated and started crying again. He went into his closet to get a new suit but everything was gone he screamed,"!@#$%&*." He ran to the school and told his students he had a bad day, then the principal fired him cause he was late and he didn't have a tongue.
Hi, I am Mr.Bailey and I teach the 7th grade.I remember my first day of school, I was nervous and happy to meet my class. I pulled up in the parking lot and walked inside the middle school. I looked down at my schedule for the day and saw that I teach science in room 223. I entered the room and set up getting ready for my class to come in. A couple minutes later my class walked in and took a seat. I told them that the project today was to dissect a frog. The class got started. I found out who the trouble maker was... it was Mark Jones. He was trying to put a frog down David Payne's pants. I yelled "Mr.Jones put the frog down immediately and come to my desk!". As Mark was walking up to my desk I Whispered "next time I see you do something like that again you are going to the principals office.". "yes sir." said Mark. It kind of hurt me to come down on the guy like that but if I didn't David would have a frog down his pants. I announced that it was time for lunch and the class went to lunch I made sure to tell Mrs. Berry to keep an eye on Mark. Then I went to the teachers lounge to eat mac n cheese. It was great mac n cheese and there was a TV and couch in the teachers lounge. Once I finished lunch I went back to my class and waited for my 6th period class to walk in. My last class... I didn't have a 7th or 4th period class according to the schedule. TO BE CONTINUED
Ok class please take your seats. Then all of the sudden the whole class picked up their seats and started walking out of the class. No the teacher said I meant sit down in your seats not pick them up and take them out of the room! I guess it's time for a figurative language lesson. Ok class figurative language is an expression. If I said that I was on fire today what does it mean? Then all of the sudden the whole class started yelling fire! Fire! The teacher knew that this was going to be a long day.
All right class that's talk over the party that we are going to have next week. So "what kind of foods". "Emilywhatt do u think", I think we should have pizza. "Ok so what kind of deserts"."Hannah what kind would you like to have". "I want to have brownies. "so is anyone........ Why are y'all talking while I am. Hold on class I have to do something in the copy room. Why is everyone outside, messing up the room, eating there snack y'all are not have your party you are going home with alot of homework. And I will tell your teachers to give you homework. Ok it's time to change goodbye make sure you have all of your homework assignments and I need it back on Friday. All of your other teachers need it Friday to
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ReplyDeleteAll right class take your seats. Today we are going to be reading about the little boy that called wolf. I read and you follow along with your finger. One day a little boy was playing around and scaring everybody by screaming WOLF! After a while everybody caught on and found out that he was kidding. But one day there actually was a wolf the little boy cried WOLF! but nobody believed him and the little boy was killed. Sara Mcline why are you yawning and Jessica why are you sleeping. Mrs.lainey was getting mad. "Can I have my snack now said jack" "Hush jack your Already 400 pounds" Bing Bing Bing Bye Class See you tommorow
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DeleteGood morning class.Today we will be learning how to multiply. but first let me call role.Alright every come to the magic carpet. After the lesson. all the kids went to lunch and when they came back they had a party. it was 1:00 already. they all went outside to have recess. there was another party they had a water balloon fight races and tug of war. it was the best day ever for these kids. there was one week left of school and they parties every day . it was finally the last day of school. all the kids were sad but happy. every single kid moved on to 3rd grade.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like 5th Grade Extravaganza!!! I like it!
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DeleteI wish we could have parties like that everyday
DeleteGreat story! Wish we could have parties every day!
DeleteHello class and welcome to middle school. Today we will be learning about figurative language. Here is an example: 'break a leg' they don't want you to go out there and break your leg. Next is 'I'm on a roll'. Your not really standing on a roll your just saying your having good luck that day. Bob stop talking to John. One more is 'Saved by the bell' a bell isn't actually saving you from something. John stop talking to Bob. If I catch you talking to him one more time while i'm speaking you are both getting assigned seats. Ok back to figurative language. Figurative language is just a form of speech, think of something like 'Take a seat' they don't want you to actually take their seat and run off with it. John and Bob I told you to stop talking, now both of you go to the opposite side of the
ReplyDeleteroom than each other. RING! RING! RING! Class you are dismissed.
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Delete"Class," said Mrs. Lauren, "you need to settle down!" They continued to talk. "Who is talking?" she called on the most trusted student in the class. "Anna, who was talking?" Anna hesitated. "Josh, Cameron, Isabella, Caroline, Ashton, and Rachel." Anna said. Mrs. Lauren thought about this. "Why were yall talking after I said not to? Yall are in 6th grade now! You need to start acting like a 6th grader not a kindergartener!" Mrs. Lauren stood up. "Anna, because you were the only one not talking, you get a pack of Skittles." Anna was delighted. She was the only one in the class working! Now SHE gets the one and only pack of Skittles!!!
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DeleteOk kids lets settle down! By the time I get to five you better be quiet 1...2...3...4...5! THAT IS IT I AM GIVING YOU ALL SILENT LUNCH! Suddenly every one was quiet but the BIG,FAT,GRUMMPY,AND NOT NICE BULLIE! Every one was scared of him even the teacher and the principle! one day he was the nicest person ever and he liked being the nicest person. so he went to a person to help him and then went to school the next day every one was so happy that they every one became his friend and he brought me cookie cake! I was so happy I got cookie cake I did not share it but only with the best my kids in the class room! Oh yeah yall still have silent lunch! Then every one started to laugh as hard as they could !
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DeleteOne afternoon Mr. Edwards was sitting down to grade some papers, when he noticed half the kids in his class were getting bored. He put on his glasses and noticed that all the kids who were bored became red. Mr. Edwards was no ordinary teacher, he was the best one around. " Peter, Janice, and Olivia please meet me in the hall." " Oh no what are we going to do. I really don't want to be punished again." " My mom says you are a bad influence. If this is your fault I'm telling," complained Olivia. As the students headed outside, all the other kids talked about what would happen to Peter, Olivia, and Janice.
ReplyDelete" I see you are not very interested in your work. Is there any way I can make it more interesting?," he asked. " Well I've always wanted 15 minutes to talk before class starts instead of reading," piped up Janice. She didn't have the heart to talk much. " Ok I know just what to do, " and Mr. Edwards walked into the room towards a small closet and he stepped inside. He decided to be the funniest teacher at Pinewoods Elementary. Everyone burst in laughter as he came back in the room wearing a clown outfit, that you could tell wasn't fit for his size. " Hello class today we are going on a field trip to ....," everyone cut him off in laughter. " What's the matter?" " You have a hole in your pants," yelled Janice and everyone laughed and laughed until the day was over, even Mr. Edwards.
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Delete"hello class, come in and sit down." the teacher gets totally ignored and everyone starts running around screaming random stuff like toilets! and singing random songs like the Dora theme song. "CLASS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN!" they already started the day off wrong. "Now class I will call roll and then begin the lesson." after roll call they started to begin the lesson. in the middle of the lesson she saw a note getting passed to a girl. she didn't call them out but if it continued she decide she would, later on in the lesson a kid screamed, "MY BUTT HURTS SO MUCH IN THIS SEAT!!!" he went to the principals office. every period was like this and when the teacher got home she immediately fell asleep.
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DeleteHi I`m Mrs. Wales and today is the last day of school. Since its the last day we got to go see the 7th grade classrooms and meet all the teachers. My daughter Avril was playing in the 8th grade band. So, all of my students got to hear the band students play songs like Best Song Ever, The Star Spangled Banner, and other songs similar to that. Around 12:30 we went to lunch. The choices were pizza and fries or chicken finger and mashed potatoes. Then, around 1 o`clock I put in a movie for about 2 hours. Finally, it was time for school to be out for the summer.
ReplyDeleteonce there was a teacher that was really mean. she always gave kids bad grades and mad fun of kids when they got it wrong.one day when she was going to work she saw a boy on the side of the road. she realized that it was one of her students she asked him what had happened and he said his mom died in a car wreck.so she took him to school and got him some thing to eat. She wonder how could that happen she asked him and he said he did not remember.So after school she took him to the hospital for him to get checked luckily he was ok. But his mom not so much she did not make it. So the boy wondered why was the teacher nice. Every since the then she was known as a nicest teacher in the school
ReplyDelete"Good morning class" said Mr.Fredrickson. "Good morning" the students replied. "Are we ready to get started" asked Mr. Frederickson? A few people said yes. Joebob said he was tired. "You just got here" said Mr. Frederickson. "Well I didn't sleep well" he replied." Well I don't no what to tell you Mr. Fredrickson said back. "Lets get started shall we."
ReplyDeleteAlright class take your seats, class is about to begin. I have some exciting news! Today we will have a guest speaker who will be taking us on a field trip to the aquarium. He's going to teach us all about the different types of sea life there is. "Mrs. fitspatrick are we going to see the sharks and sting rays?" "Yes." "He promised that." As they were walking out to the bus the Mrs. fitspatrick screamed in shock as she noticed that the bus was was ty-die and that the bus driver was a clown! when the students got on the bus there were robot waiters that served every kid ice cream sundays. All the kids laughed, screamed, and clapped as they road to the aquarium. When they got there they were surprised to see that the aquarium was under water, so all the kids got to go home!
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DeleteIt was the fist day of school . I had only taught older kids but this was different this was 6th grade . I had a heart attack the night before about what if I had to wipe there noses hold there hands or even worse here them cry and cry. I was a hot mess but then it was time to leave the house I get in the car holding back worry tears. Then just like that I was at the school I slowly walked to the class holding my breath walked in to children as silent and as scared as I was. So I lightend up and even told them how scared I was and used a bit of my humor to clean it up the bell rang and I was finally calm
ReplyDeleteIn the story 'Boar Out There' a little girl had always heard the stories that there was a wild boar in the woods. One day she went out in the woods and saw the boar. When she saw it she thought it would kill her. Then they heard a bird whistle ,and the boar ran past her. The whole town was living in fear of something that was scared of a little girl and birds.
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Delete"Sit down right now!" the teacher yelled. It had been a long day for her because none of the kids would listen to her. She was mad and if anyone talked to her, she would bite there head off (not literally!)! During 6th period a little boy gave her a vase of flowers. "Why, thank you!" she exclaimed. That made her feel so much better for the rest of the day. She gave out stickers and candy and everybody felt better. That was a day through a teacher`s eyes.
ReplyDeleteAs I walked in the entire class was sneezing their heads off. All of them had red eyes and red noses. My ENTIRE class was sick. They all looked at me with droopy eyes, I guess one student got the cold and passed it to the other students. I can not stand being sick or around sick kids. I had to send all of them to the nurse , but before I had to tell her so she would not think they were lying. As they walked to the nurse 1 threw up and another fainted. All of the students got to go home, and sleep , but it turns out the cold is more contagious than I thought.
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DeleteIt was the first day of school and I was running late. I woke up 15 minutes later than usual. It's probably because last night I was freaking out about today. It is also my first day as a teacher. On the way to school I stopped and got some breakfast from McDonalds. I ordered a sausage biscuit and orange juice. When I got to the school I decided to eat my breakfast in the teacher's lounge. When I took it out it was the complete opposite of what I ordered. I sighed and went to my classroom. Right when I got there the bell rang and everyone started piling into the classroom. I introduced myself and started the lesson. When class was over I realized that it actually wasn't that bad.
ReplyDeleteWould the opposite of orange juice be lemon juice?
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Delete"Today class we will be leaning about-" I said before I got cut off by one of my students.
ReplyDelete"Oh, I already know about that stuff. It was so lame when our teacher, Mr. Basen, taught it to us" Trent said. He thought h knew everything about science. He was so a know I all.
" I haven't even old you about what we are learning about today. What are we learning about Trent, since you think you know everything?" I said. I bet he didn't even know that we were learning about cells.
"We are learning about... uh...um...I guess the Scientific Method," he said looking stupid because he really didn't know.
"We are actually learning about cells. Now since you know everything you can copy out of your textbook while everyone else will be doing partner work," I told him as I a textbook out. He looked like he was about to cry but he would get over this. When the rest of the class got into partner work I called Tent to my desk.
"Why are you being this disobedient in this class? I know you can do better than this but you are not showing that you are a responsible young man," I said in my best teacher voice. Even though I am 24 I can still teach like a 52 yea old.
"I do not want to be the bad guy but you are going to have to grow up. I do not like the way you have been acting and I will not tolerate this in my classroom. I do not want to be the bad guy but you are going to have to show some respect," I continue while looking at his bored but sad face.
"Ms. Reynolds, I just don't want to be the class dork anymore. Kids have been teasing me for 2 years and I wanted everything to changed but I did not want things to go this far." Trent told me and he hung his head down.
"I know what it is like to be bullied, but you are going to have to tell me or an adult about it when it happens. I just got out of college and I was the star cheerleader. But some of my friends were bullies, and you know what I did? I told them to quit because they were hurting people that did not deserve to be hurt. With words and physical also." I said. He did not deserve to bully people or get bullied.
When he returned to his seat he was not picked on but people ask if he was okay. That little liar. He did it in just like he wanted to.
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DeleteMY name is amory . I live in a huge house. I have a lot of animals.
ReplyDeleteOne day Mrs. Smith was going to school. Mrs. Smith is a 6th grade math teacher. She got to school at 6:48 Am. She went to her room to get everything set up for the day. Wen she got done with that the bell rang and all the students came rushing in. Mrs. smith started talking about decimals and everybody started to fall asleep except for the smart girl. She was wide awake. She asked Mrs. Smith, "why is everybody asleep". Mrs. Smith was silent. The bell rang and 2nd period started rushing in. They did the exact same thing, SLEEP! Every body slept in her class all the way through 6th period. Mrs. Smith was so excited 7th period was her favorite because the kids didn't sleep and it meant it was almost time to go home. This class was the best all day they loved to learn about decimals and all of math. When the day was over she went home and went to bed. The next morning she did it over again
ReplyDeleteI walked in the class, set my stuff down at my desk. Looked over the plans for today, and began Reading emails. Before I knew it, the bell rang. Kids came flooding into the hallways out of no where. I was ready for the day to end already and the day had not even started yet. When the tardy bell rang only two students where in my class. " Where are all of the others?" I asked them. They had no idea. I started teaching for about thirty minutes. Then the missing students decided to show up. For being super late I gave all twenty of them detention. The two that where here on time got no homework for the next two weeks. By third period I went home because I had migraine. I just got a sub.to fill in for me. That is how my day went.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where the other students were!
Deletehow do you make the hearts? I loved your story!
DeleteI was a new teacher at the school, so I had no idea what was going to happen. I loved teaching kids though, with their smiles and everything. I knew that I was going to do fine, it's just the fact that I was worried that I would get lost. So on that first day, I was a mess. I drove to the school, I didn't get lost, luckily enough. I went in to the school, I was in the classroom. Guess what I saw, a room full of smiling faces. That's why I love teaching.
ReplyDelete" Alright class quiet down and join me on the carpet,"." I am sick and not feeling well," mumbled Mrs. Gilchrist. No one in the class could hear her because of all the noise. " Today we are going to watch a video about idioms. " Do we have to?" questioned the class. " Yes it is a good video and I know you guys will like it," proudly said Mrs. Gilchrist. As the class "watched" the video Mrs. Gilchrist got everything she was supposed to do done. Before she knew it the 20min. video was over. She looked over at her class and saw that 2 of them were asleep, 3 of the were drawing on there arms, and the rest were just dozing off. " Class focus, now I need for someone to tell me what an idiom is?" asked Mrs. Gilchrist hoping that would get her classes attention. " Sam, why don't you tell me what an idiom is," questioned Mrs. Gilchrist looking at Sam. Sam was one of the two who were asleep. No one was still paying attention to Mrs. Gilchrist, and she became sad. " Please class I do not feel good and no body is doing what I ask them to," sadly said Mrs. Gilchrist. " I am sorry Mrs. Gilchrist I will watch the video again and this time listen," mentioned Sam." Thank you that is very nice now will you guys watch the video know instead of playing around and sleeping?" mumbled the teacher. " Yes we promise," nicely said her class. Mrs. Gilchrist's class ended up loving the video and they lived happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteOnce there was a teacher named Tina Rosetta she was a math teacher and she is a really good one. Well on the weekends there are huskie game and she is the biggest huskie fan she yells and screams and her daughters Hailey and Hannah. They are always like stop screaming mom your embarrassing me and Mrs. Tina said shhh! Well that when the bad luck started the huskies lost and the huskies never lose. Well on the next Friday Mrs. Tina was so upset she didn't scream or yell for the huskie team and Hailey and Hannah said what wrong mom why arent you embarrassing me. She said what the point nobody else is rooting for them either and Hailey and Hannah said MOM! You have always taught me to never give up and that's what you are doing right now giving up well I'm not going to let you give up said Hailey and Hannah .Mrs. Tina said your right even though they lost the last game doesn't mean I shouldn't stop cheering for them. She said to Hailey and Hannah thank you for not letting me give up.
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DeleteIt was the first day of school and I was really nervous because this was my first time teaching 6TH grade and I have always taught older kids in high school. I was running late already and I hadn't even left my house! So I just decided not to eat breakfast so I wouldn't be even later. When I got there no one was there yet, so I knew the first bell hadn't rang yet. I was relieved for a while until the bell finally rang. When the bell rang my stomach turned and I was so nervous, and then the kids came in. I thought they would be so crazy, but they weren't. After the second bell rang I thought back and said to myself "wow that wasn't that bad".
ReplyDeleteI am Mrs.Alrisen and I am a teacher. I am going to tell you about my first day of school EVER.
ReplyDeleteIt was the middle of the school year at Blake's Town Middle School and I was taking over classroom 182 on the sixth grade hall. I had all of my reading things ready to go. I thought I was going to do great as an official teacher. I was very confident in myself.
When I walked into the room, I saw my name written on the board in a purple maker that was almost dry. The kids wooden desks were carved into and were covered in gum. My desk was a faded peach color. I felt bad that the kids had to learn in these conditions.
I had just finished setting up when the first bell rang. It sounded more like nails on a chalkboard that a bell. As soon as it rang the boys came shoving through the door. The girls walked into the classroom with shorts that were way to short.
the kids sat in their assigned desks. As the girls chatted about gossip and the boys talked of tryouts, I started writing the lessons name up on the board. That's when I realized that I didn't know what he lesson was.
I told the kids to get quiet. I asked a girl named Cassidy what we were studying. She wiped out her IPhone and adjusted her spaghetti straps. "We were trying to learn how to get id of school." she said to me.
As you can probably guess, the rest of the day was jus as progressive. The boys threw paper airplanes and spit spit-wads at each other. The girls texted and chewed their gum. I was hopelessly trying to teach an unteachable class.
When I got home I thought of all 7 horrible classes. Then I thought of their leaning atmosphere. I thought of what a trash the room was. I then got an idea.
Over the next couple of weeks, I made the room good as new. I got new desks and other supplies. The children started behaving beer and I kept teaching. This is why I am now the best teacher at Blake's Town Middle School.
There was once a teacher, his name was Mr.Finklebee. Mr. Finklebee was a tall man and he loved cheese. Mr.Finklebee not only taught high school he also worked for Enderman Moving Company. Every morning Mr. Finklebee woke up walked downstairs made toast and coffee. Then Mr. Finklebee changed got in his car and ate cheese on the way. Mr. Finklebee always brought a Briefcase full of Italian Cheese To school. When Mr. Finklebee got to class all his students sank in there chairs because everyone was afraid of Mr. Finklebee, even the Principal. Mr. Finklebee sat down in his chair and stared at each and every one of them. If he saw one Cell phone flash or heard one chirp every one would go to the principals office. But lucky for them the principal knows how mean Mr. Finklebee is so he just lets them talk and text. At the end of the day Principal Thorn lets them go to there lockers and leave on the bus. The only people those students see everyday are Mr. Finklbee and Principal Thorn. So that was the story of Mr. Finklebee, the very strict cheese lover.
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ReplyDeleteToday is the first day of school and I am very nervous. My name is Mr. Kenneth Ward. Its 4:00 in the morning. I am a 6th grade teacher. I go to sleep and see if that will calm my nerves. It did a little bit. I woke up brush my teeth And slipped on my clothes. I go to chickfil-a and get two burritos and a coffee and eat it in the car. I am nervous about If I will have good kids or bad kids. So I pull up in my car and go inside the middle school. I go in the class and there all sitting down in there seats. There all well dressed and quiet. It turns out that I wont have a bad school year this year.
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DeleteGood morning class. Today in class we will be learning how to divide decimals. Alright does anyone have an idea on how to divide decimals. You KJ says Mrs. Andrews well KJ says I think you would take the NUMERATOR and divide it by the DENOMENATOR and get your final answer well Mrs. Andrews says you are actually correct and she says every one give KJ a hand for getting the answer right. The class went great job KJ. KJ went yes I knew could get it. So for the rest of the class period they did worksheets on how to divide decimals and they had a homework sheet on how to divide decimals.
ReplyDelete"Hi I am Mrs. Flannery, your substitute teacher for today." "My real name is Mrs. Flannery, but a lot of kids call me Mrs. Snap because I always say the words "Oh snap!" "So if you want to call me Mrs. Snap I would be okay with that." "Nice" said some kid from the back of the room. "Oh snap", did you just blurt out, well not today son I have been teaching for sixteen years so don't try to pull that kind of stuff on me." "Yes mam" answered the kid very embarrassed. "So today we are going to go outside and run for our lives because there is a HUGE dinosaur coming after us!" The whole school sprinted out of the building but it ended up that the dinosaur crushed everyone except for Mrs. Snap's class because she was very sneaky and dodged it with everybody in her arms. So if you are ever thinking that a teacher would not risk there life to save you, then think again.
ReplyDeleteThis story is weird but funny HaHa
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DeleteHi! My name is Mr. Alex and I'm about to tell you about the time a student named Eric caused so much trouble we put him in the circus to be a clown for the summer... and he liked it!?! I came I into class one day with my morning coffee from Starbucks. Little did I know that there was a bucket of green slime above the door waiting for me to walk through and get Slimed! I walked on through just a-sipping at my coffee and guess what happened? Yep you got it, I got slimed. The next morning it happened again... and the next! You would think that by the third time of getting completely drenched in gooey green gunk that I would think it might happen again. So, I suspected it that morning! After I carefully checked the door I walked in slowly careful not to trip on a string, cord, rope, or any other trap Eric would have laid down for me. I sat down at my desk and " YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE O0OOOUUUUCCCHHH OOOUUUCCHH!" I screamed "Pins and needles" literally, ERIC HAD POKED NEEDLES INTO MY CHAIR FOR ME TO SIT ON! "Nice one Eric. You showed him!" Chase said. " I'll show you two right into the principals office!" I said after I got over the needles..." "HA ha ha ha ha" Eric laughed as he tugged on Chase's shirt. But what Eric didn't know was that I had a trick up my own sleeve just for him... I was going to put him in the circus! :)
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DeleteHi, I am Mrs. Jenkins and I teach the 8th grade. I remember my first day of school. I was so nervous and I almost didn't want to go. What if the kids didn't like me? What if I was the teacher everybody hoped they didn't get?
ReplyDeleteWhat if the other teachers thought I was to young and I knew nothing? I pulled up in the school's parking lot and got out of my car. I walked inside and talked to the office ladies and they were very nice to me. They showed me to my room and it looked wonderful. Suddenly all the nervousness I had in me went away.
I put up a little more decorations while I was waiting on the kids to arrive. Finally, they came in and I started my lesson. All of my classes were very respectful and I had a great time. When the last bell rang I decided to introduce myself to the other teachers. I found out one of my friends from high school was teaching there. All of the teachers were very friendly and I had a great time. Also, it turned out I was the teacher everybody wanted! That's what my first day as a teacher was like!
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DeleteI am a k5 teacher. I teach at Odenville it is a school in the middle of nowhere. My name is Carla Roberson. This is my 5th year to teach at Odenville. I taught at Chalkville for 11 years. I took off 7 years for my beautiful family. Michael is my husband and I have 2 kids Matthew and Mollie. this is my story and welcome to it.
ReplyDeleteGood morning class! Another day with all my precious babies.
I suddenly hear an alarm. LOCKDOWN! All the kids know what to do. Then Cayla and Meg run in there. There kids join mine "We were walking back from lunch" they explained then BANG a gun sound. I had just called 911 the police shoot someone. Then Christa came on the intercom and sad "All clear" code word for Gunpoint a gun was up to her head. that gun sound wasn't the police it was the intruder. I counted all my students so did meg and Cayla everyone was there 19, 20 all mine. then my dream became a nightmare! I acted quickly and hid all my kids in the closet meg Cayla and I stood in front of the kids then I quickly put a sign on my door gone to PE hopefully to trick the killer. the whole school was silent I got a text from my boss he is gone here's his picture on of your students dad. I replied what's the code word a quick respond somebody call 911 intruder on the property oh no tune to somebody call 911 same thing to Meg and Cayla. Then I woke u from that horrid dream.
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DeleteOne bright Monday morning a lady named Mrs. Smith woke up and got read for her first year of teaching kindergarten. She got up and slipped on her pink, furry, slippers, and ran downstairs to get some coffee. As she drank her coffee she put on clean cloths and washed her hair and her face. Once she was done doing this, she gabbed her teaching supplies and headed out the door. She drove all the way to the school witch was only 2 blocks away. When she arrived, she saw that the halls were empty, and there was no sound. She went to her classroom (128) and she set up the lesson for class. Once the bell rang recuse started to fill the halls. With 1,000 kids bustling about it was pretty loud. But then finally one little boy appeared through the doorway, along with others that piled into the classroom like loud bulls!
ReplyDeleteAfter everyone was calm and seated Mrs. Smith introduced herself and the lesson that they would be learning that day, it was the alphabet. So, Mrs. Smith made a activity were the children would sing the alphabet backwards, so it could challenge the young, children's minds. Final after the lesson was over, she walked the kids to lunch. and all that day Mrs. smith had a great first time of teaching, and so did the children at learning!
"Good morning class!" Mrs.Ryan said. "Today we will be learning about-" the student were yelling across the room to each other while Mrs.Ryan was talking. "Class listen up, we will be talking about a very famous inventor!" none of the students paid any attention to Mrs.Ryan ever, she never gave them discipline and she let them do whatever they wanted. Not today though, Mr.Lumpski had warned Mrs.Ryan that if she didn't get her class under control then she would lose her job. That is why November 28, 2013 Mrs.Ryan became one of the meanest teachers at Lake View Middle School.
ReplyDelete"CLASS LISTEN UP!!!" Mrs.Ryan yelled. All of the students turned their attention to Mrs.Ryan as quick as an eagle. "Now that I have your attention I want you to know that there will be some changes here today" "I will no longer be your nice favorite teacher anymore, I will now be that teacher you will not want to mess with so you better listen up and listen up good." said Mrs.Ryan. From that day forward Mrs.Ryan never had a class that wasn't disciplined right.
that is a really cool story Kenya!
DeleteOne day there was a teacher who had the most crazy class in the whole school. She was a great teacher she just had the worst class and every day she woke up she would not want to go to school. The kids in her class would go to sleep during class, make paper airplanes and through them across the room, and talk during class. The only reason she gave them all A's was because she didn't want them in her class again. So every day when she went to her class she just sat down at her desk and let them have a free period because she did not even bother to teach them anymore.
ReplyDeleteToday she was determined to just take them on a field trip to the principles office and watch them get in trouble. She was laughing so hard that she started to tear up. So all the kids in her class had in school detention for the rest of the year. When the teacher got home she emailed all their parents and told them what had happened. When her husband came home he said," Well you sure do seem like you are in a good mood." She told him what had made her so happy and they all lived happily ever after.
SUCH A GOOD STORY
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Delete''Hi class I'm am you 3rd period teacher Mrs.lovely I will be teaching you science today.I have been teaching her for 23 years I strongly believe a good science education influence 7th grade year ,and 8th, 9th and maybe your job your life guys this is an important subject'', Mrs.lovey went on and on and on till she ran out of breath. Pull out you comp books to page 32 and look at laditude and longitude.
ReplyDeletethat year was the year that all of them got A-B honor roll and made the national honor society.
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DeleteHOLEY COW!!! THAT WAS SO SUPER GOOD!!!
DeleteIt was the first day of school and I was running late. I woke up 30 minutes later than usual. It's probably because last night I was freaking out about today. It is also my first day as a teacher. On the way to school I stopped and got some breakfast from hardies. I ordered a biscuit and Apple juice. When I got to the school I decided to eat my breakfast in the teacher's lounge. When I took it out it was the complete opposite of what I ordered. I sighed and went to my classroom. Right when I got there the bell rang and everyone started piling into the classroom. I introduced myself and started the lesson. When class was over I realized that it actually wasn't that bad. I love teaching and I love my students and I had an ok day. ........
ReplyDeleteHi, I am Mrs. Lauren Olivia Villari and I teach the 8th grade. I remember my first day of school. I was so nervous and I almost didn't want to go. What if the kids didn't like me? What if I was the teacher everybody hoped they didn't get?
ReplyDeleteWhat if the other teachers thought I was to young and I knew nothing? I pulled up in the school's parking lot and got out of my car. I walked inside and talked to the office ladies and they were very nice to me. They showed me to my room and it looked wonderful. Suddenly all the nervousness I had in me went away......
Hi! I am a substitute teacher named Mrs.Clarence. I am starting my first year at Hewitt Trussville Middle School. I walk into Mrs.Applebloom's room, only to dodge a shoe flying through the air. "HEY!" I yell. The culprit jumps back into their desk. The girl next to him is eating a pack of M&Ms. "I don't think you are supposed to eat those missy." I say sternly.
ReplyDelete"But Mrs.Applebloom always lets us bring a pack of candy to class every day we want to!" she says. "Right everyone?" "Yeah!" They say. In a spilt second everyone pulls out a pack of candy out of their desks. I go to sit down behind Mrs.Applebloom's desk. There is a note saying- Please remind the students that they are not allowed to eat in class. "This is going to be a long day....."
Ms. Adaline Bellbott gave out the tests to her 9th grade class. Amery raised her petite hand politely. "Ms. Bellbott, you gave me mine last week. I mean, our old teacher, Mrs. Hendersworth, gave me the test." she chirped. "Well, you are going to do it again, Ms. Sanders. I'm sure you can get the answers right. Again." Ms. Bellbott straightened.
ReplyDeleteAdaline Bellbott, also known as Ada Bellbott, was a tall, young, energetic woman in her twenties with curly blonde hair and bright blue eyes as clear as the sea. Her hair was in a bun, and a string of hair fell down. She had on a long-sleeved collared pink shirt and a blue cotton skirt that went down to her knees and she had cream colored flats on.
Anyways, she gave the tests out and walked around the room, looking at what her students were doing. Ben was doodling Amery, and his answers said when they went down, "A-M-E-R-Y-I-LOVE-YOU." Ada Bellbott snatched it up. "'Amery I love you.' Automatic zero." she scowled, and Ben went into the Corner of Shame. Amery turned hers in and she got a D-. Everyone got a zero except for one. Holly Anders, a small girl with brown hair, shining green eyes and freckles caught Ada Bellbott's attention. She turned her test in. "Congratulations, Holly. You got a 100." Ms. Bellbott said. "Oh, Ms. B, it was SUPER easy!" she replied. "It was only addition!"
"Good morning class today we will begin algebra 7." Said Mrs. Collin. Mrs. Collin was staring at 2 students who started a big conversation and this is the teachers point of view about it. Two students named Eric and Jamie were talking when they first got there. The rest of the class was starting to come in one by one. Seeing that Jack and Jamie was talking, they decided to talk too. "Quiet down children." but no body stopped talking.
ReplyDeleteFinally Mrs. Collins shouted at the top of her lungs that all the students stopped all at once. "Thank you all for cooperating." she said softly like someone made her day.
THE END
BY: Aspen and Trevor
Because of what I do you probably won't guess who I am. I will give you my name, Kendall, and my last name well we will get to that later. Do you want to know who I am, well here are some hints
ReplyDeleteI go to Jayden Middle School every morning and I get up super early
I have red hair and green eyes.
I know a lot of 6th graders
Have you guessed yet? No, Well I will tell you. I am Kendall Hornsbee, Mrs. Kendall Hornsbee. I am a guidance counselor and I help 6th graders with their problems, physical and mental. I said earlier that you might not know my name because teachers don't normally have diaries, well journals. It's a thing us teachers decided to do and this is my first of many entries. I met a lot of 6th graders today and it was crazy. I walked around the school and I was shocked. These classes were terrible. Totally not an environment for learning. I kept walking to other classes and by the time I got to the next class I had already been shocked about all of the classes I had been to that day. I opened the door and prepared for the worst, what I saw was shocking.
This class was perfect, I was so shocked, I had to adjust my glasses. I just smiled and commented to the teacher about how wonderful her class is. When I left the room I was feeling less nervous about this school year and more confident that I could help these children with their problems.
"Alright class take your seats!" I said as the bell had rung. "We've got a lot of ground to cover today! It's been four days since I gave you that study guide; I expect you're ready for our test on the French Revolution." "Wait. That test is today?" One of my kids Matthew said. "Yes of course Matthew." I stated. "Did you just hear me say it?" Some of the kids giggled. "I am not trying to be funny, kids. As you can see, I am in a very bad mood today and I will not be tolerating any of this nonsense." I demanded. Matthew replied, "But Mr. Sanders. You see, I didn't have time to study and like I was off at my brothers basketball game so I was wondering if I could-" "No buts. I gave you four days to study. You should know everything about the French Revolution by now."
ReplyDeleteAfter the test ended, the class started working on there projects. I could tell who studied and who didn't. All the girls and some of the guys got at least a 95. One girls, Becky, got a 102. Matthew and all of his friends got below an 80. John got a 64. A few minutes later, the bell rung, and class was dismissed.
Another day of school, she thought. I really don't wan to get up. But I have to. She went down to eat breakfast then went up to get ready. When she got to school the classroom was nice and quiet, but not for long. She did a little more grading but that didn't last for long. She decided to do the rest that night. she started doing other things like playing on the computer and drawing random things. Then the bell rang. Oh no she thought another day with her students. 1st period went by quickly. Thank you she thought, 1st period did well. Sometimes they could be a bad class. The rest of the day went by smoothly until 7th period. They where always her worst class. She was trying to teach them about idioms but they would not pay attention. They kept talking and talking until she had it. Class you are going in assigned seats and silent lunch for the rest of the week, and at that the students hushed. They all stared wide eyed at there teacher as if they thought she was crazy. But she was not. She moved all of them into assigned seats and they listened intently or h rest of the period. When she go home it felt like se accomplished nothing. Maybe, maybe tomorrow would be a better day.
ReplyDelete"Hello class, My name is Mrs. Jersen and I am your sub. today." "Pull out your IDR books and start reading." The day started out great but little did I know it was going to be the worst day of my life. At 10:19 on that cold Monday morning I had to teach the class cursive and Little Timmy did not like cursive at all. He had a fit, he threw his book across the room and hit the person next to him. And that wasn't the end of it. At lunch I stepped on a banana peel and split my pants! I had 6 kids glue their hands together and 2 computers were broken. After all that mess happened it was time for recess. And just my luck all the kids ate ice cream at lunch and puked all over the playground. That is why I will never ever teach 8th grade again.
ReplyDeleteI am Mrs. Fartyparty and I teach these wild pigs. It was the last day of school and the kids have been driving me crazy the whole school year. The kids where being so bad so I decided to be the bad one and tell the principle on all the bad kids the principle spanked all of them!!!!!! Then the kids started to act better the school day was finally over the kids went home and told there parents. The parents got mad, and went to the school too complain. The parents didn't want the teachers having all the fun spanking their kids. So all the parents, and teaches went to the school to spank their kids and after the day was done the kids had red hinnies. The kids were so mad at there parents they ran away in to the woods. In the woods they killed 3 wild pigs, 4 chickens, one deer, and snared one coyote. They couldn't snare or kill anything for one week, and became starving. Then they turned in to zombies by getting bite by millions of fire ants, and raided the town. Everyone got out shotguns and started shooting them but they were invincible. then a zombie apocalypse came. So don't spank your kids at school!!!!
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To be continued.....
Why is it "Then End" instead of The End?
DeleteI walked into the room and said "Good morning class I am your sixth grade teacher Miss Ginglblobber" then I heard a crowd of giggles the next thing those kids heard was a ruler slamming on the desk. Then a kid said " I wonder if she could give us a blob of gingle what ever that is" All the kids laughed even louder. I stood behind the disrespectful child and said " What is your name?" He turned around with a small smile on his face " Dustin Litt " he replied I said "I will not tolerate this kind of behavior and I hope that you have read the three summer reading books Lincolns Killers, Among the Hidden, and Where the Red Fern Grows. We will have a test in 2 weeks." The kids gave me an astonished face. And it turns out that none of them had read them. Then Dustin raised his hand and said " I read the books for fun" I found out that day that Dustin Pitt wasn't such a bad kid in my class in fact he was one of the most enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! At first I thought Dustin was a bad kid but he turned out be a great kid
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DeleteMr. Parker was on his way to work in his 1887 Ford Explorer. When a dumb person wrecked into Mr. Parker's beautiful Ford. Mr. Parker started to spaz out and curse to the other car driver cause he spilt his coffee on his lap. He fast walked to the other side and started slapping him in the face with his leather gloves. the other man kicked Mr. parker down a hill and then also kicked his car. when Mr. Parker got up it had looked like he had been mauled by a black bear. Mr. Parker was furious so furious that e threw a rock at a woman . It hit her in her face, she was bleeding. When Mr. Parker looked up again he saw the woman's macho police cop ,WWE wrestler , Army Ranger husband come right at him. After that Mr. Parker had a bloody nose, black eye, and cut off tongue, oh yeah and he woke up in a tree. So he cut him self down and went into McDonalds to get a chicken biscuit but his tongue was cut off so they kicked him out without even assisting him. He was ticked off and ran home and you wouldn't of believed what he ran into... a rabid chipmunk with antlers. He sprinted right past it ,it started chasing him and he out ran it. Finally Mr. Parker got to his house, it was a disaster everything was gone. I'm talking bout everything , he was devastated and started crying again. He went into his closet to get a new suit but everything was gone he screamed,"!@#$%&*." He ran to the school and told his students he had a bad day, then the principal fired him cause he was late and he didn't have a tongue.
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DeleteHi, I am Mr.Bailey and I teach the 7th grade.I remember my first day of school, I was nervous and happy to meet my class. I pulled up in the parking lot and walked inside the middle school. I looked down at my schedule for the day and saw that I teach science in room 223. I entered the room and set up getting ready for my class to come in. A couple minutes later my class walked in and took a seat. I told them that the project today was to dissect a frog. The class got started. I found out who the trouble maker was... it was Mark Jones. He was trying to put a frog down David Payne's pants. I yelled "Mr.Jones put the frog down immediately and come to my desk!". As Mark was walking up to my desk I Whispered "next time I see you do something like that again you are going to the principals office.". "yes sir." said Mark. It kind of hurt me to come down on the guy like that but if I didn't David would have a frog down his pants.
ReplyDeleteI announced that it was time for lunch and the class went to lunch I made sure to tell Mrs. Berry to keep an eye on Mark. Then I went to the teachers lounge to eat mac n cheese. It was great mac n cheese and there was a TV and couch in the teachers lounge. Once I finished lunch I went back to my class and waited for my 6th period class to walk in. My last class... I didn't have a 7th or 4th period class according to the schedule. TO BE CONTINUED
Ok class please take your seats. Then all of the sudden the whole class picked up their seats and started walking out of the class. No the teacher said I meant sit down in your seats not pick them up and take them out of the room! I guess it's time for a figurative language lesson. Ok class figurative language is an expression. If I said that I was on fire today what does it mean? Then all of the sudden the whole class started yelling fire! Fire! The teacher knew that this was going to be a long day.
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DeleteAll right class that's talk over the party that we are going to have next week. So "what kind of foods". "Emilywhatt do u think", I think we should have pizza. "Ok so what kind of deserts"."Hannah what kind would you like to have". "I want to have brownies. "so is anyone........ Why are y'all talking while I am. Hold on class I have to do something in the copy room. Why is everyone outside, messing up the room, eating there snack y'all are not have your party you are going home with alot of homework. And I will tell your teachers to give you homework. Ok it's time to change goodbye make sure you have all of your homework assignments and I need it back on Friday. All of your other teachers need it Friday to
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